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It’s that time of year again: Father’s Day. Today, you’re father deserve’s to just sit down and enjoy reading the paper while you go out and mow the lawn. He deserve’s to sit at the dinner table while you cook the biggest steak for him. Let him play 36 holes of golf while you caddy for him.

Remember all the times that he has helped you become the person you are now. Don’t forget to thank him for all these things. Take a break from your fast paced world and spend a fun day with your father.

To help you spend the day with your dad, here are some funny quotes about fathers that you can tell him and you two talk about:

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong. ~Charles Wadsworth
A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father. ~Gabriel Garcia Marquez
A father is a banker provided by nature. ~Proverb
That is the thankless position of the father in the family — the provider for all, and the enemy of all.~J. August Strindberg
There are three stages of a man’s life:  He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus.  ~Author Unknown

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong. ~Charles Wadsworth
A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father. ~Gabriel Garcia Marquez
A father is a banker provided by nature. ~Proverb
That is the thankless position of the father in the family — the provider for all, and the enemy of all.~J. August Strindberg
There are three stages of a man’s life:  He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus.  ~Author Unknown

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